Elvis is NOT dead for Karaoke Caroline. When she’s not melting “The King’s” vintage vinyl into cool candy dishes, she’s crafting signature press releases and feature stories worthy of a media megastar. Caroline always makes front page news when she rocks the mike with her scarf-throwing, pants-splitting rendition of C.C. Rider. Get your all-access pass to see how rockin’ royalty rolls. But beware; she’s prone to excessive bloat and gunning down hotel-room televisions. Just throw her a peanut butter-and-nanner sandwich, and run for cover! Caroline has left the building, ya’ll. Rock on!

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